"Main ek din bus mein jaa raha tha. Bahut bhid thi aur mere daaein pair pe kisi ka paaun tha. Maine socha ke ye janaab kabhi to apna pair hataayenge. Bade intezaar ke baad aakhir maine un se keh hi diya: 'Janaab, aap apne pairon pe khada hona kab seekhenge?'"


Long time ago, on TV (Doordarshan), there used to be a serial called 'Farmaan' based on a novel 'Alampanah' set against the backdrop of post-Nizam Hyderabad. The sound track of that serial was also a radio-play on Vividh Bharati. The above joke is from that serial.