Select jokes from a forward I got sometime ago.

Ha ha!

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's anaesthesia during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication!

A ship carrying blue paint collided with a ship carrying red paint. The crew are believed to be marooned.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the highway. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.

A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.

Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf (Hee hee hee. I really like this one).

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself.