Language Joke

A joke I am particularly proud of having once made - dont' know if I am not repeating it here on the blog:

We were going to Coorg I think, all of us in a Tata Sumo/Safari, maybe Qualis, and Sumeet and I were sitting up front. Som says to me from the back, "Anant, talk to the driver na, find out what all languages he can speak (so that we can communicate with him properly)"

I say, in the general direction of the driver, not loudly, semi-laughing in expectation, "Parlez vous Francais?"